Last weekend at a popular club in the meatpacking district, I looked at cock for six hours. I wish I could say I'd snuck into a circle jerk at the Lure, but that infamous leather bar closed its doors in 2004.

I, along with adult starlet Carmen Luvana and DJ Whoo Kid from G-Unit and Hot 97, spent the day evaluating the potential of porn star wannabes.

Doing our best Simon-Paula-Randy imitations, we assessed the personalities and perused the packages of more than 30 candidates for Reality X: The Search for Adam & Eve, (website) a new pay-per-view series.

From The Ozporns to Rear Factor, the adult industry often parodies reality TV, and what's more spoof-worthy than American Idol?

The most popular show in its genre (more young people voted for the American Idol winner than in the last election) has already spawned three full-blown imitations (Platinum X Pictures' Porn Star Idol, Hustler's American Porn Idol Contest, and Jet Set's gay American Porn Star).

Now, adult giant Adam & Eve has launched a multi-city talent search to discover the hottest new couple to fuck on film.   more »