1) Heterosexual Sex: Carl Rove has no wife or social life; he in not friendly toward women. The evidence clearly rules out the heterosexual mode for the release of his sexual energy.

2) Gay Sex: There are, or have been numerous openly acknowledged gay men in the Bush administration. Reports are that there are numerous closet gays there as well. Rumors that Rove is gay have floated around for years. Implication, but no conclusions can be drawn from this evidence.

3) Violence: Rove does not appear to express any openly violent behavior. Thus violence not likely his mode of sexual release.

4) Positive Creativity: As noted above, Rove appears to be an unethical immoral master of sleaze. Thus, positive creativity is not likely his mode of sexual release.

5) Distorted Sexual Perversions: We wonder if he gets his jollies by being the sleaziest, dirtiest, foulest smelling, least ethical, and most immoral campaigning manager in all of American, political history.   more »