He's the worst, stupidest and most

inept president in the history of the US

He man defines incompetence and arrogance

His visions are fueled by the elixer of hubris.

He styles himself the instrument of God's will

God must be a right-wing zealot

The former AWOL National Guard wanna-be pilot

enplaned and strode across the deck outfitted

in a spanking brand new flight suit

with exaggerated codpiece and the

requisite flight helmet under arm

This contrived bit of propaganda would

eventually become the infamous

“Mission Accomplished” albatross

chained around Bush’s neck

Swagger isn’t courage. Tough talk isn’t courage. Bush comes from a blue-blooded Connecticut family, but he likes to talk like a cowboy. You know, My gun is bigger than your gun.

Courage in the twenty-first century doesn’t mean posturing and bravado. Courage is a commitment to sit down at the negotiating table and talk.

Bush can’t even make a public appearance unless the audience has been handpicked and sanitized.

He's undoubtedly the worst, stupidest and most inept president in the history of the United States.

The man defines incompetence and arrogance. His visions are fueled by the heady elixer of hubris.

He styles himself the instrument of God's will. God must be a right-wing zealot.

He came to the White House with the swagger of omnipotence. Here was the POTUS for the red meat crowd, personified by the neo-conservatives and their Project for the New American Century.

Bush was to be the man to remake the world in America's image, to complete the legacy of Ronald Reagan.

There seems to be this fear of weakness stalking Bush.

It's the anxiety of the schoolyard bully who has to keep beating up smaller kids to prove his manhood.

Bush, who avoided military service with every fiber of his being, had himself photographed on a battleship wearing so much military equipment he could barely move, and has shown extraordinary bravery in risking other people's lives.

Lyndon Johnson felt he had to escalate the Vietnam War or people would think he "lacked Kennedy's balls." "Acting presidential" has come to be media jargon for acting macho.

And the constant phallic phraseology--"Standing up to" other nations, "being firm", "standing tall", etc., may explain why the United States is so far behind the rest of the world in electing female political leaders.

It's considered 'presidential' to be incapable of learning from experience or profiting from one's mistakes.

This insistence on bullheaded machismo as the most important qualification for the presidency has produced several decades of disastrous military adventures, a refusal to cooperate to solve international crises, an inability to adapt to changing conditions.

American foreign policy has for decades been trapped in infantile behavior that mature men are supposed to outgrow once they get past adolescence.

On May 2, 2003, the little emperor, George W. Bush made a “tailhook” landing aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln while it was anchored off the shore of San Diego.

George was sitting in the co-pilot’s seat – befitting of his back seat stature – as the Navy S-3B Viking made a couple of fly-bys before touching down.

The former AWOL National Guard wanna-be pilot enplaned and strode across the deck outfitted in a spanking brand new flight suit with exaggerated codpiece and the requisite flight helmet under arm.

This contrived bit of propaganda would, of course, eventually become the infamous “Mission Accomplished” albatross chained around Bush’s neck, which remains there to this day.

George, strutted and blustered about the deck of the ship that had been positioned “strategically” so that no errant camera shots might catch the San Diego skyline in the background.

The finely choreographed event was meant to appear as if the little emperor was on the deck of a ship far out at sea rather than a short trip away from its berth.

It worked, most of the country bought it and jingoism ruled the day. Flags and tacky magnets popped up on cars all over the country as Bush declared victory.

The little emperor also made a statement that day – which I am certain he would love to take back now, four years and 3,395 US deaths later – “…American’s following a battle want nothing more than to return home.” Yes, George, Americans want nothing more than to return home.

American citizens, by an overwhelming majority want nothing more than to see their loved ones home; just how many more will you condemn to coming home in flag-draped coffins or with shattered body and psyche? How many more, George?

In another announcement made that day by Bush, he said; “Our war against terror is proceeding according to principles that I have made clear to all.”

Mr. Bush, four years later, even your Republican stalwarts are completely mystified as to just what those “principles” are?

Also, those Iraqis, who are part of that Arab world, which, you referenced sort of second handedly: “And anyone in the world, including the Arab world who works and sacrifices for freedom has a loyal friend in the United states of America.”

George, between your father, Clinton and yourself – from sanctions to invasion to genocide – that part of the “Arab world” known as Iraq has suffered and sacrificed, much more than any people should be asked to; when will you follow up on your “loyal friend” bullshit, George?

The draconian policies of the United States – which you uphold with a vengeance, all the while being blessed by AIPAC – are responsible for the ethnic cleansing of the Palestinians by Israel.

The Palestinians are also part of that “Arab world” George; when will you follow up on your “loyal friend” rhetoric for them, or is it just that part of the Arab world inhabited by the likes of Prince Bandahar that the United States classifies as “loyal friend?” Never mind, we all know the answer.

Now, some four years, damn near to the day, our erstwhile Vice-President lands on another aircraft carrier, this one in the Persian Gulf.

Rather than a flight suit, Cheney was casual, sans tie and carrying his jacket on his arm rather than a helmet.

As George used the USS Abraham Lincoln for a bully pulpit to declare “mission accomplished,” Cheney used the floating weapon of mass destruction to snarl threats against another part of that “Arab world” known as Iran; perhaps our next mission to accomplish.

Cheney the pit bull, snarled and then intoned as to how, “We’ll stand with others to prevent Iran from gaining nuclear weapons and dominating this region.”

Translation: “We’re the dominator here in this region and we’ll blow you to hell and back to prove it.” You gotta just love the whole Wild West aspect, don’t you?

These guys in this administration – not unlike most tinhorn despots – have such a flair for the dramatic. One supposes it’s because the first rule of effective propaganda and the politics of fear, is the successful grandstand or backdrop.

Obviously for a couple of draft dodgers who have never tasted the bitter fruit of battle, aircraft carriers make for the largest grandstand there is; talk about penis envy.

Not to be outdone, our ineffectual members of Congress do their own bit of showboating as well, speechifying - without substance – about troop withdrawals and the like; of course, it is nothing more than rhetoric.

The newest/oldest phrase de rigueur is the interminable variation on the theme of the “Iraqis stepping up.”

Some of the more strident members of Congress keep repeating the mantra – in one form or another – of the Iraqis “taking responsibility for their country.”

Now, that is the one that gets me, as well, no doubt, many of those self-same Iraqis. I mean, like, the little emperor – along with those very same members of Congress – went into Iraq like the proverbial “bull in a china shop” and broke hell out of things, now the Iraqis are supposed to clean the shit up.

We looted their treasury, we took (and are still taking) their oil, we destroyed their infrastructure and callously murdered their people and we want them to step up to the plate? For crying out loud, there’s no plate to step up to! Bush, Cheney, Halliburton and assorted and sundry mercenaries have seen to that.

Just what in the hell do these wusses in Congress want the Iraqis to do, colonize themselves? Never mind, we all know the answer. Frank Pitz @ AFP