George Bush now claims he is God, and has realized this boyhood dream of becoming the Almighty with his new Presidential Directives which he released on May 24.
"Yup, Allah - that's me!" Bush told a few startled reporters at a poorly attended White House news conference.
Although barely mentioned in the mainstream media, Bush's new directives give him dictatorial powers in any kind of "emergency" such as apocalypse. The directives allow Bush to end constitutional government, to end the courts and Congress, and to set up special camps for bad citizens.
"So if we stage another event like 9/11, or have another Katrina due to global warming, the new directive is activated and I become God," gloated Bush.
"I can't wait! I'd also build temples in every American city and town to The Lord Almighty Bush, where my citizens can pray to me and leave offerings and make sacrifices."
The new Presidential Directives were immediately endorsed by AIPAC, the Pentagon and the oil industry. Congress and the Supreme Court had nothing to say about them.
But Pat Robertson said, "Hey, this is great to have a new God. I was getting kind of tired with Jesus Christ anyway. Hell, Amerika is already halfway there thanks to Bush."
The short animation, posted just a few hours ago on YouTube, cleverly and brutally imagines a meeting between George W Bush and Jesus Christ in the master bedroom of the White House.
As Bush kneels before his bed praying, a bearded man appears before him, a dove hovering at his shoulder.
"Oh my God!" screams Bush. A split-second later, the president reaches for a shotgun and blows away the dove, the Holy Spirit I guess, leaving Christ spattered with viscera.
"That's right Osama," says Bush. "And there's more where that came from." Jesus, who had looked somewhat swarthy, magically transforms himself into a blue-eyed blonde.
"Perhaps this will help," he says, clearly a little exasperated. The cartoon, made by Scott and Will Thatch, then moves to Guantanamo Bay where Dick Cheney is seen eating the hearts of Muslim inmates.
Seemingly, it is just the first in a series of similarly themed animations. CIF
